they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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