That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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