whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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