no. you can't hotbox the world.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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