you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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