i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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