she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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