Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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