"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I just want to make out with him forever
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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