Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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