All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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