8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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