there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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