I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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