yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
As shirtless as possible
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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