Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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