We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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