Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Randomize
