found the other keg... it's in the tree
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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