Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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