what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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