what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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