OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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