Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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