..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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