Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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