She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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