What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Randomize
