But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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