She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
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