Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Randomize
