we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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