Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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