whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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