question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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