i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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