Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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