We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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