In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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