did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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