question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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