Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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