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I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
i now understand why vodka
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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