another moral hangover. fuck.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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