Already got asked if we're dating
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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