therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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