Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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