yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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