you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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