he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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