Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Randomize
