WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I intend to get homeless drunk
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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