Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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