3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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